Scarier Thought Than Being In The Way Of Sally Struthers At The Old Country Buffet? ?

I mean, besides Oprah in a lime green bikiniScarier Thought Than Being In The Way Of Sally Struthers At The Old Country Buffet? ?
thank you for totally ruining my day; the thought of oprah in a lime green bikini looking concerned Ewwwwwwww
War, pestilence, poverty, starvation........Scarier Thought Than Being In The Way Of Sally Struthers At The Old Country Buffet? ?
Being in the way of The Nolte at an open bar.
lmao @ Nolte!! Taking the last starbucks bottled mocha ahead of me!!!! Blasphemy!!!Scarier Thought Than Being In The Way Of Sally Struthers At The Old Country Buffet? ?
Coming to the Buffet after Oprah and Sally have finished eating
Getting a haircut after The Donald...in the same chair.
Standing between ME and the Ben andJerry's Phish Food can be the most hazardous thing that I know of.



Raji the Green Witch
Sleeping beside Jack Nicholson when he is shining.

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Being in the same room with Tom Cruise and Celine Dion. That's it. Scares the crap out of me.

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