Why do black church services last for so long?

After spending 20 minutes trying to find myself a good seat so I can see past those HUGE ridiculous hats. I have to sit through 3 long songs, listen to a full sermon by the pastor before the tithes and offering so he can get his cadillac with rims, listen to the sunshine band, listen to another long sermon where the preacher screams and sings whole sermon (lets not forget the AHA and HAHA every other word), then after the sermon watch the church stomp around the last hour when everyone knows that those are the latest soulja boy moves they learned in the club the night before. Then try figure out why someones BEBE kids sitting in front of me is turned around starring at me the whole entire service. Then they do a love offering. Which makes a total of 5 offerings I mean don't they get enough of my tax dollars!!! And try to push pass all the big booty tight skirt wearing desperate women with a quick weave looking for a "good man".



I just stick to the white services. Welcome, a hymn, tithes and offering, short sermon, prayer. And we are out of there in a hour and a half.... straight to the point. Then I can make it to golden corral and the country buffet before all the black folks get there and eat up all the food!Why do black church services last for so long?
For someone who doesn't like black ppl you sure do put a lot of effort into getting our attention. Now if only your q's were worth it.



Not interesting but I'll take the 2 pts.
As much as I think this is racially motivated (racist and/or prejudice), I have to agree I do think Black churches last a little too long. I love Jesus, but 2 hours and 30 minutes is way too long in church for me. The church that my mother forces me to last 2 and a half hours long and they mostly just sing. It's annoying. But the rest of the things you said (what an asshole!!!).Why do black church services last for so long?
we actually enjoy our services. we have friends there. we know other members. Also, we go there to actually worship the Lord. not because our parents dragged us there.



your services have no feeling. you read the songs out of your hymnals, sit back down, and sleep until its over.
Because we believe in tha lord. Honkeys believe in tha devil. So keep going to your temple of the devil and do not come back to the black church of the lord and try to contaminate it cracker.Why do black church services last for so long?
to extend "Offering Hour"
You don't sound like a Christian. You sound more like an ignorant racist and probably wouldn't recognize the Holy Spirit if you were in its presence.
Wow that is so true. when I went with my uncles when I was eight it was hot as hell and every time we sat down we'd get right back up for another hym never again . glad we could relate
This was actually creative and well thought out. You trump britney and scott. Here's a star.

















You still a dumb shiit troll.
you sound like a total hypocrite, queer boy
GOOD for you!
2 points
black people love church so.who are you to attack them for it?
Suck a d!ck, dear.
idk
wow, satan goes to church?
lmaooo ty for making me laugh and pity you at the same time
umm...i think this is pretty racist.

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