Any advice?

My wife is a large woman, so I figure I can enter her into eating contests for extra income. How do I convince she can be a champion? She trains at Old Country Buffet already.Any advice?
Show her the prize amount from The Nathan's International July Fourth Hot Dog Eating Contest. Then tell her she can use that money to buy all the Little Debbie Swiss Rolls she can eat. Never seen a fat girl turn down a Little Debbie yet.





Edit - BTW, this is your best one so far.
Sounds like you may be a heffer yourself, with a name like Chili Beans %26amp; Franks.Any advice?
THAT'S SO MESSED UP! WHY ARE YOU BEING A JERK TOWARDS YOUR WIFE!
That is so mean!! If I were her, I would divorce you, and find a man with some brains because apparently you have noneAny advice?
omg!? i've never heard of someone ask this kind of question before??!! umm ok.she trains at a local eating place,already?

this is mean and if this was me,i would divorce you.and then go on a binge to loose my weight
Get a life dude!!!!
Tell her if she wants to do her part for the marriage she will do it - or else.



She should know her place...a good woman does. If she doesn't want to help out the family situation, why would you waste your time??



Make her a huge meal tonight, lock the doors and pull the shades. Use a belt (or two) to strap her down to the kitchen chair if you have to. Tell her she won't be getting up until every dish is licked clean. You are the man. Put your foot down!!!! She needs to stretch that stomach out to win.



Oh...and be sweet and let her have a glass of water with dinner. Maybe a rose. I think it would be a nice touch, ya know??
Have her enter a few eating contests. I am sure there are chili eating contests, and maybe she can eat a lot of beans and franks?
Your funny, so quite possibly a good troll... Are there such things as a good troll?



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Thanks for the laughs...
HAHAHAHA put her in charge of the groceries.