What gift will you be buying for Yidiot and Cel's Giant Beaver for their upcoming wedding?

They are registered at Home Depot and Old Country Buffet.What gift will you be buying for Yidiot and Cel's Giant Beaver for their upcoming wedding?
I would kind of like my dignity back, but I'm pretty sure that ship sailed a long time ago.



I'll settle for a keg of beer and a bag of peenuts. I have ridiculously LOW standards.
Nobody told me about no freakin wedding! Does he feel obligated to marry her just because they woke up together? Come on...I'd be married, well....lots of times if that were necessary. *cough*



I'll get them a big fridge...for the beer, and some coupons from Old Country Buffet because the fridge will be full of beer, not food.What gift will you be buying for Yidiot and Cel's Giant Beaver for their upcoming wedding?
For Cel, a sympathy card; your Yidiot, a congrats (you have won the lottery) card; and maybe I can get jt to add my name to the gift he's sending her...
They were also going to register at Pottery Barn as well as the 7-11 on the corner.



I was going to ship them a carton of cigarettes as a pack here costs almost as much as the national debt.What gift will you be buying for Yidiot and Cel's Giant Beaver for their upcoming wedding?
I am marrying them too...

sits back and waits to see what the prezzies are going to be...

Kiki is going to be so surprised when she comes back...* teehee
Hahaha... I guess a power drill for those hard to reach places and one of those jackets with lots of inside pockets... so they can defeat those damned Old Country Buffet rules about taking stuff with you !!!
I'll be giving them each pre wedding night penicillin shots!
Some of those edible under britches in piney woods flavor for her.
Can you buy dialysis giftcards? Because I think there is almost no clean blood left in their alcohol fueled systems...
A His'n'Hers matching stomach pump and enema kit.
Oh so he's going to make an honest woman of her? I started knitting little things Friday night so my money is all tied up in yarn.
Birth control!
Rubber sheets.
A toaster.
gift cards for the 7-11 on the corner....
a butter churn and a hammer
im sending her a vibrator
a big batch of wood should make the perfect gift
We need a rubber patch kit for Bert
For Yidiot .... 69 fresh brain cells and for Cel ... a variety of serious wood .... you know ... just in case.
matching bibs
A case of wet wipes.
duct tape for him

lots of chicken for her
I'm thinkin' we may need to consider ...babby clothes for the "possible" up coming event...nuff said.