What are some good silly gimmick matches that the WWE should come up with?

It is time that past and present WWE wrestlers should come together and have some crazy gimmick matches. For example the Big Show, Big Daddy V, and Viscera should be in a "Old Country Buffet" invasion match. Perhaps we can have a "who can steal a car the fastest" match between Cryme Tyme and the Repo Man. Perhaps a there should be "who can read a pop-up book match" Hacksaw Jim Dugan, Eugene, and Festus. What are your gimmick matches?What are some good silly gimmick matches that the WWE should come up with?
I would like to see a naked battle royal with the WWE Divas. Whoever is eliminated has to drop the clothes. Hey Joe, I was just making a suggestion. Stop acting like you are better than anyone. I would like to suggest another match. I was thinking of a cage match, but there will be electricity on the outside of the cage. Another suggestion that I have is a lumberjack match, but you have the fans participate as lumberjacks. This can also be an opportunity for the WWE fans to take out some of their frustrations by attacking wrestlers they don't like.
Don't listen to "Mr. Horny." How bout Eric Young v. James Storm, in a Get Drunk Match. Whoever get drunk first wins.What are some good silly gimmick matches that the WWE should come up with?
Melina the ***** mistress and her slaves phoneix and victoria



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Michelle the angelic mistress and her hugging/kissing servants maria and mickie james
I voted for the Mixed-Martial-Arts match for Cyber Sunday MVP vs. Matt Hardy. I was interested to see how WWE would display an MMA match. Hopefully one day they will do that, and that it would be better then the Mr.T vs. Piper boxing match.What are some good silly gimmick matches that the WWE should come up with?
how about a tickle contest between, mark henry and snitsky. first one to laugh while being tickled loses
shane and vince vs. hornswoggle and khali in a "take your daddy to work match"
1.Here's a funny one that would never get aired: the loser must have a threesome with Vince and Hornswoggle (regardless of whether it is a male or diva match).



2. Winner Runs Raw match

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